I wish I had done everything on earth with you

(Source: youmightfindyourself)

Really, all my enemies need to know is that I was moved to tears during the last Masterchef NZ episode for a lifetime of gleeful mockery.

Lucky for me the internet is a safe place.

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Nifty new stationary tools, pros: ability to keep important papers together; aids in you being a cool organized gal with a cool conversation starter; does not discriminate based on size.
Cons: uh, none.

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Just back from the supermarket

they have run out of knives

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This is a progress report

and a call for donations.

I haven’t been this obsessed with stickers since scratch and sniff ones were all the rage in primary school.

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I walked out of work to find this scene today. It was like being in of those whimsical ads (that, weirdly enough, end up promoting some TV or electricity company) but without the minimalist / acoustic / humming music, instead: a whole lot of people taking out their phones to snap away at the scene, me included.

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This is so close to my dream teletubbies elephant vacuum cleaner (Taken with Instagram at Florsheim)

Goddamn, I have been trying to come up with the best variation on this song lyric ever since I heard it but now I realise it cannot be done.

This is the ultimate.

(Source: raltimore, via andiidna)

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theatlantic:

Barack Obama Reading Where the Wild Things Are: Now in GIF Form

(via theatlanticvideo)

I would loosely file this under (my pretend tumblr) politicansandkids.tumblr.com

please click for 30 second presidential growling

For those who can’t watch the video, here’s a rough transcript:

             President Obama: “RROOOO … AAAARRRRHH”

theatlantic:

We crossed the streams. This will break Tumblr.

Two favourite tumblrs in one!

(Source: textsfromhillaryclinton)

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I mean, factsandchicks doesn’t even have this sense of juxtaposition